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  • May 28, 2007 at 2:39 am #783

    Does anyone have any feed back or currently taking this product.
    It is being touted as the next big thing in supplements 😯 The sales pitch as always sounds great 😆

    The unbelievable breakthrough compound developed by USPLabs (voted best new brand of the year by Bodybuilding.com)

    Anabolic Pumpâ„¢ is the first known Compound (OTC or Prescription) to:

    • Super saturate (literally force feeds) muscle cells with glucose and amino acids

    • Block glucose uptake in fat cells

    • Potentiate the positive effects of insulin on muscle cells

    • Block triglyceride uptake in fat cells

    • Stimulate lipolysis

    • Improve lipid profile

    How Does Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ Work?

    Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ makes food more anabolic by utilizing the natural power of the most anabolic hormone in the world – insulin. In our quest for perfection, diet is the ultimate key to success. Basic fact is that food is the most anabolic substance in the world. You can inject insane amounts of testosterone and deca, along with handfuls of d-bol and anadrol and without the proper diet-you will not grow! Ask around…this is bodybuilding gospel.

    By harnessing the power of muscle specific insulin and food, Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ takes natural growth to unnatural levels! Insulin is the most powerful anabolic hormone produced by the body, while food constitutes the very anabolic building blocks of muscle tissue. Professional bodybuilders administer insulin and eat insane amounts of food for rapid strength and size gains. Insulin, without a doubt, forces muscle to grow fast. Unfortunately, insulin also forces fat cells to grow faster- yuck! What you end up with is a huge mass of muscle covered in a thick layer of fat. In a Perfect world fat cells would be resistant to the action of insulin. Like the moronic cliché “have your cake and eat it too” Why bake a cake and not eat it? With Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ you eliminate the guilt of eating the cake. Yes, we’ve created the perfect world… well… the perfect supplement at least!

    Isn’t Insulin An Extremely Dangerous Drug?

    Yes, insulin is the most anabolic hormone but it’s also the most dangerous. Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ is 200% Anabolic-Pump. Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ is not an insulin like substance. Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ is a brand new class of natural anabolic called SIMS.

    What is SIMS?

    SIMS stands for Selective Insulin Muscle Sensitizer. Yes, Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ forces your body to naturally become super efficient in utilizing insulin only in muscle cells. The miraculous nature is that it completely shuts down the fat cell’s affinity to store glucose and triglycerides while causing lipolysis! Yes, read that again! Completely shuts down the fat cell’s ability to store glucose and triglycerides while force feeding your muscle cells. Go ahead; take a moment to let that sink in… What does that mean?

    Muscle growth and fat loss at an extremely fast rate while supporting your health! It doesn’t get any better than that!
    Do you “feel” Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ or should we just believe you?

    Approximately 1 hour after the first dose those “in touch” with their own physiology will feel Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ working its magic. The “pumped” sensation is unavoidable. We are talking a real pump not useless vasodilatation.

    There is that “pumped” word again. Are you pitching useless propaganda like the NO2 supplement market?

    NO2 products are regarded as perception products as they relate to gaining muscle. You get the perception that it’s working solely on the basis of the pump. The pump feel is a terrific tool to sell product, however a very poor way to judge muscle growth. A great analogy is a balloon filled with helium. For a period of time it appears to defy gravity and floats in air, however it’s only a matter of time before the balloon deflates and loses its magical powers. While NO2 products may not be the best choice for long term quality muscle gains, they certainly have value in the endurance market. Comparing Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ to NO2 is like comparing Testosterone to vitamin C.

    Has it been real world tested?

    Of course! USPLabs runs extensive beta testing programs with every supplement we release. In fact, we let our customers tell US what our products do! While Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ sounds too good to be true, it has been real world tested by your peers with a 100% success rate.

    Does Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ contain 15 different ingredients mixed in a bucket?

    At USPLabs, we boycott the “Garbage Pail” formulas. Some companies assume that if you combine 15 different ingredients, something is bound to work. Unfortunately, a few ingredients in these formulas are potentially dangerous and can send you running to the restroom in the middle of a bench press!

    Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ is a Patent Pending engineered extract of the Phellodendron Chinese Plant (P-Insulinâ„¢) and Herbal engineered Lagerstroemia Speciosa(Tannins Complexâ„¢). The USPLabs research team has been in India studying and botanically engineering the proper extract for the past 2 years. We did it with Cissus Rx. Would you expect anything less than innovation from USPLabs? Other companies copied Cissus Rx… it’s just a matter of time before the mock ups come. Cissus Rx has changed the joint supporting supplement market with one ingredient. We will do it again with Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢!! two ingredients with unbelievable qualities at 500mgs per dose!

    Get huge, get lean, get healthy, get anabolic-Pumpâ„¢!

    May 28, 2007 at 7:28 am #4431

    Try it and post up results. An Aussie supp company used to stock it but not aymore. check legalities before importing, if you want to try it.
    Cheers

    May 29, 2007 at 6:00 am #4432

    any product that uses big crazy words you should be weary about.

    even though its been voted #1 by bodybuilding doesn’t necessarily mean its going to be great, its probably just good marketing.

    if what storm trooper has said about it being banned, and you import it you could get a fine from customs

    May 29, 2007 at 7:18 am #4433

    if companies dont use big crazy words, not many people will seem interested.

    May 29, 2007 at 9:09 am #4434

    On googling this product, there seems to be another Aussie stockist of this product, but at $99.99 a pop, they can suck my b_lls.

    May 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm #4435

    @unbuff wrote:

    if companies dont use big crazy words, not many people will seem interested.

    Good companies dont use big crazy words, theres only a handful but they are out there.

    May 31, 2007 at 6:29 am #4436

    ill give this product a go

    May 31, 2007 at 10:18 am #4437

    @unbuff wrote:

    ill give this product a go

    Post your results pls…

    June 1, 2007 at 6:03 am #4438

    @StormTrooper wrote:

    @unbuff wrote:

    ill give this product a go

    Post your results pls…

    of course

    June 1, 2007 at 7:16 am #4439

    I want detailed blog, diet, training supps OK. hahaha j/k. Just let us know if it worked or not.
    Cheers

    July 30, 2007 at 4:27 am #4440

    That looks like a hoax to me.

    July 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm #4441

    @Interpol wrote:

    That looks like a hoax to me.

    what? It’s not a hoax it’s the real thing, whether it works or not is a different thing, but that does not constitute a hoax. Creatine dosent work for me, is that a hoax?

    July 30, 2007 at 1:44 pm #4442

    @StormTrooper wrote:

    @Interpol wrote:

    That looks like a hoax to me.

    what? It’s not a hoax it’s the real thing, whether it works or not is a different thing, but that does not constitute a hoax. Creatine dosent work for me, is that a hoax?

    for u it is 😉

    July 31, 2007 at 6:45 am #4443

    By harnessing the power of muscle specific insulin and food, Anabolic-Pumpâ„¢ takes natural growth to unnatural levels!

    Well at least that part is.

    August 4, 2007 at 11:16 pm #4444

    I’ve become that sceptical about the whole supplement thing that I don’t use anything anymore. 😥

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